“The Electric Monk was a labour-saving device, like a dishwasher or a video recorder. Dishwashers washed tedious dishes for you, thus saving you the bother of washing them yourself, video recorders watched tedious television for you, thus saving you the bother of looking at it yourself; Electric Monks believed things for you, thus saving you what was becoming an increasingly onerous task, that of believing all the things the world expected you to believe.”
Douglas Adams in ‘Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency’.
"Can't keep up to date with all those new Gods? Don't understand the changes in your creed? Just can't seem to find the time to pray 15 times a day? You need an Electric Monk."
"Electric Monks believe things for you, thus saving you from this increasingly onerous task. Don't waste your precious time on all that God-stuff when you've got more important things to do, let an Electric Monk prepare your path to heaven. Because you're worth it."
(Taken from the marketing brochure of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation).
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